Love is blind somebody said and someone else said the heart doesn’t discriminate it falls in love with whomever it so desires. Survival for the fittest is one thing you have to put at the back of your mind especially if you want to make it in Nairobi. Matatu touts popularly known as “kanges” have become the darlings and aphrodisiac of many ladies a scenario that begs to find answers on the charm they behold on these ladies. NE conducted a survey and talked to some of the ladies and the Kanges as well. The results we received tried to explain the secrets of the game.
Dorothy,a college student at a city college gives her reasons,”yes I just love me some kange especially those of my hood,route 58 the way they swing on the door pulling those crazy stunts leaves alot to my imaginations as a woman you know what im trying to say,I haven’t dated one but if the opportunity presented itself I wouldn’t give it a second thought,after all I don’t know of any woman who doesn’t like a flexible man” Its of great notice that most of the ladies who responded to our query are of college going age to mean most of the ladies heads over heels are the college going ladies and others unsampled. But the reasons doesn’t end their with the stunts. Ciru who happens to have just cleared her college education and hitting the hustlers streets tells NE that she loves how they hold the notes and fondles them between the fingers,shows how they can handle their ladies,she also confess,”these guys have extra chapaa,they make a lot and you know us ladies with money,just love me some”
Free ride,yes now tell me if you are keen you must have realised at one point as the kanges go round collecting fare from the commuters they skipped a lady,its not out of error no,the lady just got herself q free ride. This tactic is more popular with the college chics,the relief of being skipped and saving her fare to them is a turn on kinda. This will keep them coming to the same matatu expecting the same kange for the free ride,just like that relationships Sparks,how many times have you seen a lady at the bustop waiting just for that one mat and letting others go,ever wonder why? Wonder no more.
Talkative and sense of humour,about the talkative part I can agree,these guys can teako talk,Beryl confesses,”you can never be bored around them they talk most and sense of humour top,these are just what a girl needs to keep her day going”
On the other hand,the Kanges knows they are the hotcakes of these ladies,Zack a tout of route 19/60 gives us the secrets,”ladies love watu wana swag and its us who got it,this is a job like any other and you must dress the part,when you looking nice all the ladies will be coming to your bus,and if you wanted to confirm this just go to the station and compare a bus with a swagged up conda and just a plain one,tell me the one ladies will go into? Their is no such big secret but its no secret that ladies loves us and we change them too,let boys stop hating and up their game”
Guys you better up your game these guys aren’t joking but sweeping all the ladies off their feet
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