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HILARIOUS: What Queen Of England Told President UHURU When He Visited And Oh DUALE Can't You Get Any DUMBER


Now there’s this trending funny joke that has been doing rounds you probably have read it and if not here it is:

Duale reminded me…while in England Uhuru met the Queenof England andasked her, “Your Majesty, how do yourun such anefficient government? Are there any tips youcan give tome?””Well,” said the Queen, “the mostimportant thing is tosurround yourself with intelligentpeople.” Uhuru frowned, “But how do I knowthe people around meare really intelligent?”The Queen took a sip of tea. “Oh, that’seasy. You just ask them to answer anintelligent riddle.” The Queen pushed a buttonon herintercom. “Please sendDavid Cameron in here, would you?David Cameron walked into the room.”Yes, my Queen?”The Queen smiled. “Answer me this, please,David. Your mother and father have a child. It isnot your brother and itis not your sister. Who is it?”Without pausing for a moment, DavidCameron answered, “That would be me.””Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Uhuru came back to Kenya & askedDuale the samequestion.”Duale. Answer this for me. Your mother andyour fatherhave a child. It’s not your brother andit’s not yoursister. Who is it?””I’m not sure,” said Duale. “Let me getback to you on that one.” Duale went andasked hisadvisors but none gavehim an answer. Finally, he ended up inthe urinal and met Ababu NamwambaDuale asked Namwamba “Ababu! Can youanswer this forme? Your mother and father have achild and it’s not yourbrother or your sister. Who is it?”Ababu yelled back, “That’s easy. It’sme!” Duale smiled, and said, “Thanks man!”Then pleased with himself, he wentback to speak withUhuru.”Mr. President, I did some research andI have the answer to that riddle. It’s AbabuNamwamba!!.”Uhuru got up, stomped over to Duale,and angrily yelled into his face, “No,you idiot! It’s David Cameron!”..


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