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15 HILARIOUS Things Crazy KENYANS Want Included In The REFERENDUM


As Okoa Kenya Movement maneuvers ahead with their signatures collection to force a referendum, many questions have been posed. In a satirical way,Kenyans are also tabling their own points they want included in the referendum. Here’s a crazy compilation:

Kwa Referendum tunaomba hizi vitu zishughulikiwe

1. Wachonge side moja ya vijiti vya kiberiti ziwe toothpick ama waweke wax both side

2. Mapenzi ya dhati ipunguzwe ikuwe ya twenty

3. Sukuma wiki iongezwe isukume mwezi ama hata nwaka.

4. Mandazi ipikwe ya rectangle, ya kawaida triangle wanaiba kona kubwa.

5. Totoise ikizeeka iitwe babuoise au nyanyoise iache ku confuse watu.

6. Watu wakikosa tumaini wanunue tumatumbo.

7. Fare ya kuenda S. Afrika ipunguzwe juu ni mteremko.

8. National Anthem ikuwe na sound effects!! Ikibamba sana wapi… nduruu…. Weweee….

9. Tv zenye zinatumia Ariel zitolewe zenye zinatumia omo ziletwe.

10. Road to success ipanuliwe tufike haraka.

11.Okoa jahazi ya fifty ikuje ikiwa fifty si 45 coz hiyo hujuma.

12. Watu walipe Mathree kulingana na weight yao.

13. Light at the end of tunnel izimwe inakula stima sana.

14. Co-op itoke kwa jirani ikuje kwangu direct.

15.Kenya iwekwe kwa OLX iuzwe kila mtu agawiwe pesa zake ajipange.


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