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Nairobi Watu Ni Kukulana Kukulana Proper, Hilarious Cycle Of Nairobi Relationships

You met at a party probably your friend’s birthday party because without connections in this era you will live to hurt the little guy down there. You exchanged contacts and within two weeks ya’ll feel each other’s vibe, having late night talks planning on meet ups and all.

In a months time ya’ll in a “relationship” , cute statuses, already had 2 sleepovers, 2 dates in Pepinos and all. You don’t know about each other’s past because it’s too soon to be inquisitive but here is what he/she will never tell you.

THE GIRL


Lives with her 2 friends in a bedsitter along Thika road, is bisexual, says she’s bipolar, has 2 guy best friends, a FWB, has 4 exes and still in contact with 2, has daddy issues, she’s broke but somehow she always survives, she rather goes hungry but have a make up kit.

THE GUY.


Also lives in Thika Road, he’s broke, wants to smash everyone that crosses his existence, has 3 girl besties, 2 girlfriends you excluded, smashes his cousin, 2 baby mamas, no investment, always wears “designer” . What you don’t know is that your mutual friend set you up.

After 2 months ya’ll tired of each other, no vibe but this is after shagging a couple of times. But he introduced you to his friend who is halfway to your pants. You introduced him to your 3 frineds who he has eaten 1 and she didn’t tell you. He dumped you two weeks ago but you haven’t noticed.

You later find out he smashed your friend so you smash his friend who was set up. You add your body count and don’t notice you getting played. You break up, find another guy and the cycle continues. NAIROBIIII🗣🗣💀💀 What did I miss???


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